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redmisoplz) wrote2008-07-30 08:10 pm
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Inappropriate actions all around
I promised elenniel that I'd screencap and give her a summary of the recent V6 talk on "Hey Hey Hey." So I'm doing just that.
The color blue is said to be very calming. So is V6.
We start off with Hamada pointing out that Okada is the only one with his legs crossed. Implying something perhaps? I have no idea. But Okada defends, "No, it's just that the space here is really tight!"
Never let it be said that Heyx3 isn't creative in its interview methods. This time we have a "newscaster" updating us on incidents relating to V6. This story alleges that while on location for the "Tokunatsu Vibration" PV shoot, Miyake Ken (29) of Kanagawa prefecture sexually harassed the young foreign woman appearing in the video. *gasp* It's also stated that the other members pretended they didn't see anything. *double gasp*
Inocchi just happened to be close to the pair and explained that Ken seemed to be asking the young woman if she'd teach him some English. Specifically, the "L" and "R" pronunciation is difficult for Japanese speakers to discern, so Ken wanted some help with that. Hamada exclaims, "What an indecent proposal!"
Inocchi went on to explain that he made the woman pronounce L's and R's forever and was looking at her mouth beyond what was necessary. He'd say to her, "Hang on a sec. Do it one more time. Do it one more time." As Inocchi stood close by and watched this scene he was troubled and thought, "Hmm... what should I do?"
Innocent until proven guilty! Ken defends himself by saying, "No, you've got it all wrong! We were just doing a pronunciation check."
Inocchi goes on to tell us that the woman said that Japanese people often look younger than their age. Ken asked how old he looked to her and she said, "Hmm... maybe about 18 years old." This thrilled Ken to bits.
Matsumoto: "So if you're told you look 18, you're happy?"
Ken: "Well, I'm actually 29 now."
Audience: "Ehhh~?"
Hamada: "Ah, almost 30 huh?"
Inocchi: "She also said I look about 21."
Audience: "EHHH~?"
Hamada: *gesturing to Nagano and Sakamoto* "It's better if you guys don't say anything. Look at the one on the very end! That face!!"
Hamada: "He's seriously pissed off! Why are you so angry? It's scary!"
Matsumoto: "It's been a long time since I've seen someone that openly dissatisfied."
But let's get back to these allegations of misconduct on Ken's part. We'll start by interviewing, Ananda, the young woman in question. First, she's asked what kinds of conversations did she have with the members of V6. She informs us that she enjoyed talking with all the members, and Ken especially was talkative.
Downtown: "BWAHAHAHAHA!!"
Ananda: "He wanted to know a lot about me and about other things. He asked a lot about dating. For example, 'Is it better for the guy to take the lead or for the girl to lead? And if a guy is constantly hesitant is that a bad thing?'"
Ananda: "He kept asking me the same question over and over. Like 'Do that one more time. One more time.'"
Inocchi doesn't lie!
But was it sexual harassment?
Ananda: "Ken-kun... he talks a lot, but...it wasn't sexual harassment."
Interviewer: "What was your impression of Miyake-san?
Ananda: "He was kinda like a puppy."
Interviewer: "When you view Miyake-san as a man, what do you think?"
Ananda: "Ken-san is a good person, but I don't think he's my type."
Interviewer: "Among the members of V6, who is your type?"
Ananda: "Probably..."
Downtown: "'Probably?'"
Ananda: "Ma-kun. It was Ma-kun."
Sakamoto: *BEAMS*
Ananda: "His eyes are very strong and intense."
Downtown: "WOOOAAAAYYY~!"
Ananda: "It's like they're very serious and intense."
Meanwhile back in the studio, everyone's surprised Ananda would pick Sakamoto as her favorite.
Nagano: "These eyes are completely different than the ones before!!"
Hamada: "Did something happen behind the scenes?"
Sakamoto: "Nothing happened!"
Then Matsumoto made a dirty joke that I don't get at all, but I'm going to laugh anyway because it's Downtown, and they're super funny.
V6 reiterates that Sakamoto's eyes are "intense" and not "in-whateverMacchansaid."
The next breaking news story is about how Okada is now all rough and tumble from working on the "SP" drama and movie. For his various roles, he had to do different kinds of training.
Okada: "I've become stronger against pain."
Hamada: "Eheeheehee!"
Okada: "For a movie role I was doing a style of martial arts from the Philippines called 'Kali.' I use bows and stuff and flip them around in my hands. I was hit by the bow and broke a bone."
Audience: "Ehhhh~??!"
(Sho breaks a thumb in rehearsal and the entire world explodes in panic. Okada breaks a bone and we don't even hear about it. Wtf.)
Hamada: "Did it hurt??"
Okada: "It hurt, but I could manage. The pain wasn't as bad as usual."
Hamada: *looks ill at the thought*
Ken & Matsumoto: "So you're a complete masochist?"
Okada: "Well it wasn't a pleasant thing."
Matsumoto: "There are times when I'm happy even though my stomach hurts."
Hamada: "That's because you're a masochist!"
Oh Downtown, never stop being yourselves! XD
Then Hamada smacks Okada on the knee and he jumps in the air like a rabbit. Screencapping doesn't do it justice. Go download it.
Inocchi: "He's got a proud streak in him."
Hamada: "Are you lying to us?"
Okada: "No no no, it definitely doesn't hurt!!"
Let's find out just how stubborn and proud Okada is! If I've learned anything from Japanese variety, NEVER TRUST THE FOOT DOCTOR.
Before we test Okada, let's find Matsumoto's threshold of pain. There's a hilarious fight that ensues in which Matsumoto tries to get Hamada to do it instead, and when that fails, Macchan yells for some other innocent guest to come down and be the test subject. There's flailing and yelling. It's great. Again, go download it.
Matsumoto: "It hurts right there!! AHHH!!! That's it! I've had it!" *flails off the stool*
Haha, and as it turns out the doctor said, "I wasn't pushing very hard."
Poor Okada doesn't do too well either.
Okada: "OWWW~!!"
And in come the bandmates to smack him on the head and hold him down.
Nagano, like a good mother, tells the doctor, "It doesn't hurt Okada-kun." I love the little hand flap Nagano does as well. XD
Hamada: "Okada! Calm down! You're not the type to be in pain!"
Okada once again vows that it doesn't hurt at all.
Except it does.
More loving slaps and scoldings, and the leader of the Kisarazu Cats is once again reminded that he's the baby of V6.
elenniel that I'd screencap and give her a summary of the recent V6 talk on "Hey Hey Hey." So I'm doing just that. The color blue is said to be very calming. So is V6.
We start off with Hamada pointing out that Okada is the only one with his legs crossed. Implying something perhaps? I have no idea. But Okada defends, "No, it's just that the space here is really tight!"
Never let it be said that Heyx3 isn't creative in its interview methods. This time we have a "newscaster" updating us on incidents relating to V6. This story alleges that while on location for the "Tokunatsu Vibration" PV shoot, Miyake Ken (29) of Kanagawa prefecture sexually harassed the young foreign woman appearing in the video. *gasp* It's also stated that the other members pretended they didn't see anything. *double gasp*
Inocchi just happened to be close to the pair and explained that Ken seemed to be asking the young woman if she'd teach him some English. Specifically, the "L" and "R" pronunciation is difficult for Japanese speakers to discern, so Ken wanted some help with that. Hamada exclaims, "What an indecent proposal!"
Inocchi went on to explain that he made the woman pronounce L's and R's forever and was looking at her mouth beyond what was necessary. He'd say to her, "Hang on a sec. Do it one more time. Do it one more time." As Inocchi stood close by and watched this scene he was troubled and thought, "Hmm... what should I do?"
Innocent until proven guilty! Ken defends himself by saying, "No, you've got it all wrong! We were just doing a pronunciation check."
Inocchi goes on to tell us that the woman said that Japanese people often look younger than their age. Ken asked how old he looked to her and she said, "Hmm... maybe about 18 years old." This thrilled Ken to bits.
Matsumoto: "So if you're told you look 18, you're happy?"
Ken: "Well, I'm actually 29 now."
Audience: "Ehhh~?"
Hamada: "Ah, almost 30 huh?"
Inocchi: "She also said I look about 21."
Audience: "EHHH~?"
Hamada: *gesturing to Nagano and Sakamoto* "It's better if you guys don't say anything. Look at the one on the very end! That face!!"
Hamada: "He's seriously pissed off! Why are you so angry? It's scary!"
Matsumoto: "It's been a long time since I've seen someone that openly dissatisfied."
But let's get back to these allegations of misconduct on Ken's part. We'll start by interviewing, Ananda, the young woman in question. First, she's asked what kinds of conversations did she have with the members of V6. She informs us that she enjoyed talking with all the members, and Ken especially was talkative.
Downtown: "BWAHAHAHAHA!!"
Ananda: "He wanted to know a lot about me and about other things. He asked a lot about dating. For example, 'Is it better for the guy to take the lead or for the girl to lead? And if a guy is constantly hesitant is that a bad thing?'"
Ananda: "He kept asking me the same question over and over. Like 'Do that one more time. One more time.'"
Inocchi doesn't lie!
But was it sexual harassment?
Ananda: "Ken-kun... he talks a lot, but...it wasn't sexual harassment."
Interviewer: "What was your impression of Miyake-san?
Ananda: "He was kinda like a puppy."
Interviewer: "When you view Miyake-san as a man, what do you think?"
Ananda: "Ken-san is a good person, but I don't think he's my type."
Interviewer: "Among the members of V6, who is your type?"
Ananda: "Probably..."
Downtown: "'Probably?'"
Ananda: "Ma-kun. It was Ma-kun."
Sakamoto: *BEAMS*
Ananda: "His eyes are very strong and intense."
Downtown: "WOOOAAAAYYY~!"
Ananda: "It's like they're very serious and intense."
Meanwhile back in the studio, everyone's surprised Ananda would pick Sakamoto as her favorite.
Nagano: "These eyes are completely different than the ones before!!"
Hamada: "Did something happen behind the scenes?"
Sakamoto: "Nothing happened!"
Then Matsumoto made a dirty joke that I don't get at all, but I'm going to laugh anyway because it's Downtown, and they're super funny.
V6 reiterates that Sakamoto's eyes are "intense" and not "in-whateverMacchansaid."
The next breaking news story is about how Okada is now all rough and tumble from working on the "SP" drama and movie. For his various roles, he had to do different kinds of training.
Okada: "I've become stronger against pain."
Hamada: "Eheeheehee!"
Okada: "For a movie role I was doing a style of martial arts from the Philippines called 'Kali.' I use bows and stuff and flip them around in my hands. I was hit by the bow and broke a bone."
Audience: "Ehhhh~??!"
(Sho breaks a thumb in rehearsal and the entire world explodes in panic. Okada breaks a bone and we don't even hear about it. Wtf.)
Hamada: "Did it hurt??"
Okada: "It hurt, but I could manage. The pain wasn't as bad as usual."
Hamada: *looks ill at the thought*
Ken & Matsumoto: "So you're a complete masochist?"
Okada: "Well it wasn't a pleasant thing."
Matsumoto: "There are times when I'm happy even though my stomach hurts."
Hamada: "That's because you're a masochist!"
Oh Downtown, never stop being yourselves! XD
Then Hamada smacks Okada on the knee and he jumps in the air like a rabbit. Screencapping doesn't do it justice. Go download it.
Inocchi: "He's got a proud streak in him."
Hamada: "Are you lying to us?"
Okada: "No no no, it definitely doesn't hurt!!"
Let's find out just how stubborn and proud Okada is! If I've learned anything from Japanese variety, NEVER TRUST THE FOOT DOCTOR.
Before we test Okada, let's find Matsumoto's threshold of pain. There's a hilarious fight that ensues in which Matsumoto tries to get Hamada to do it instead, and when that fails, Macchan yells for some other innocent guest to come down and be the test subject. There's flailing and yelling. It's great. Again, go download it.
Matsumoto: "It hurts right there!! AHHH!!! That's it! I've had it!" *flails off the stool*
Haha, and as it turns out the doctor said, "I wasn't pushing very hard."
Poor Okada doesn't do too well either.
Okada: "OWWW~!!"
And in come the bandmates to smack him on the head and hold him down.
Nagano, like a good mother, tells the doctor, "It doesn't hurt Okada-kun." I love the little hand flap Nagano does as well. XD
Hamada: "Okada! Calm down! You're not the type to be in pain!"
Okada once again vows that it doesn't hurt at all.
Except it does.
More loving slaps and scoldings, and the leader of the Kisarazu Cats is once again reminded that he's the baby of V6.
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I haven't read it yet. But I know it's made of gold. Thank you~~~~
Awwwwwwwwwww. MA-KUN. ♥
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I'll try to do the hostess appearance from Utaban, but that might take a little more time because it's longer. I won't forget though!
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Haven't seen the episode yet though *fails* I need to rectify this post-haste!
(Sho breaks a thumb in rehearsal and the entire world explodes in panic. Okada breaks a bone and we don't even hear about it. Wtf.)
WTF indeed. WHERE WAS THE UP-TO-THE-MINUTE REPORT REGARDING THIS?? *shakes fist* OH YOU
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Poor Okada! Maybe it just goes to show that V6 fandom is so relaxed that they don't get upset when a member gets hurt. They trust the member will get well. =/ Honestly, I'm thankful V6 fans aren't crazy. Please to be keeping cool, calm, and kind V6 fangirls! :D
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(Sho breaks a thumb in rehearsal and the entire world explodes in panic. Okada breaks a bone and we don't even hear about it. Wtf.)
My sentiments exactly. Okada~~ *squeezes Okada*
Macchan yells for some other innocent guest to come down and be the test subject
Mmm... (in case you didn't know ^^; ) That'd be "Makki" - Makihara Noriyuki. He was on K8's Muchaburi once and reduced most of Eito to giggling, gleeful fanboys with his acapella rendition of his own song (Mou Koi Nante Shinai). XD
Thanks SO much for the summary!! *big grin*
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Makki looked familiar, like I might have seen him on Music Station or something? Or maybe even Space Shower TV in a video even. What other songs has he done?
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Makki's a pretty well-known singer-songwriter, I think. "Mou Koi Nante Shinai" (which, it would seem, Tacchon really likes XD ) is one of his most famous songs, and he wrote SMAP's "Sekai ni Hitotsu dake no Hana." I think "Donna Toki mo" is another of his songs.
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This video was made of all sorts of cracky love. Oh V6 <3
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It's Azusa. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Robin
(Anonymous) 2008-10-14 11:12 am (UTC)(link)前に見たときは、本当に日記っていう感じだったけど、
今はもうジャニーズ公認みたいな英語サイトになってるやんか笑ほんまにほんまにfanやねんなぁー
Have you watched the one on Youtube where Yanagihara Kanako is with V6 and ARASHI just appers and join them!?!? They sit on the floor and just chat. its funny! go to Youtube and type in 柳原加奈子 and you will see it. In addition, i know the dirty joke that まっちゃん said, if you wanna know i can send you a message はははは笑
Re: It's Azusa. wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow Robin
Haha, sure, I'd love to know what Macchan was talking about! It's hard to find those dirty words in Japanese because... I dunno... it's not common in most literature? You can find all kinds of bad English words, but for studying Japanese, I think it's harder to learn those words.
Oh! Yeah, I saw that in April. It's from Mentore G with Tokio members. I looooove when Kanako reads the girl version of "Momotaro!" Sooooo funny!! ^o^ That whole episode was good because I also like Edo Harumi and Nishioka Sumiko.